If you don’t know already, Turtle Mountain makes a dairy-free frozen dessert called So Delicious Chocolate Obsession. See, how clever – they left off the “y” in soy. Not only laced with ribbons of chocolate sauce, inexplicably delicious crunchy flakes of chocolate torment you with utter irresistibility. Oh, buy it. From what I can tell, it is free of high fructose corn syrup (HFCS), sporting dehydrated cane juice, beet sugar, and potato sugar instead. I didn’t get a sugar high after consuming a majority of a container, nor any other common post-dessert effects. It’s definitely pricey, (I think mine was over four dollars!) but a great choice for a sweet.